Madame Torsos
Samantha and I discovered more of London’s magic last week. I put my Magic Pass to use again, this time at Madame Tussauds, or as my mum calls it, Madame Torsos. With just under a fortnight left at LEGOLAND, I used my visit to consider my next career move. I met with politicians. Not all of them offered quality advice. I was inspired to never give up pursuing the life I want. It is a life that doesn’t include a sporting career. My future may include cycling. I thought perhaps a life as an assistant might be more what I’m looking for. The cost of living is quite high over here, so I may need to resort to a life of crime. My conscience would get the better of me. Maybe I’d be more suited to fighting crime. Seems pretty easy. All that’s required is the ability to stare into the distance. I’m currently employed in the Arts, so perhaps I could branch out as a rock star. I’ll never have the greatest video of all time, so I might just have ...