Madame Torsos

Samantha and I discovered more of London’s magic last week. I put my Magic Pass to use again, this time at Madame Tussauds, or as my mum calls it, Madame Torsos.

With just under a fortnight left at LEGOLAND, I used my visit to consider my next career move. I met with politicians. Not all of them offered quality advice. 






I was inspired to never give up pursuing the life I want. 


It is a life that doesn’t include a sporting career. 






My future may include cycling. 


I thought perhaps a life as an assistant might be more what I’m looking for. 




The cost of living is quite high over here, so I may need to resort to a life of crime. 


My conscience would get the better of me. Maybe I’d be more suited to fighting crime. 


Seems pretty easy. All that’s required is the ability to stare into the distance. 




I’m currently employed in the Arts, so perhaps I could branch out as a rock star. 












I’ll never have the greatest video of all time, so I might just have to steal awards. 


Apparently you need to be quite tall to make it as a celebrity. 






I did find someone shorter than me. 


I trialled life behind the scenes. 


I finally told Kate and Wills that I am their next child. They refused to sign the adoption papers, but let me get a photo. 


I told a few guys my heart would go on to no avail. 








I adapted to life as a third wheel. 




Modelling is also not exactly what I’m looking for, but I gave it a go. 






Samantha and I met a couple of British boy bands. 



The last time we saw the 1D squad was in Vegas. They remain the strongly silent types. 

We partied with the Star Wars gang. 


They had cool light up limbo sticks. 


The weather was quite nippy. Not really lingerie weather. 




Yoda and I a heart to heart we had. 


Madame Tussauds also featured the lady herself. 


And there was a ride where you sit in a black cab and travel through British history.  




There was also the opportunity to see the stages of producing a wax figure. 






It was a long day. 


Madame Tussauds London

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